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Happy Halloween!!!

Is it just me or is this year going ridiculously fast? I mean, tomorrow it will be November. When the hell did that happen? Anyways...onto a better topic.

So I've been on another one of my huge Kevin Smith kicks. I need to buy all of his movies. And by all of them I mean the following:

Clerks
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Clerks II

...and Clerks the animated series too. In the past few days, I've watched Clerks twice, Dogma twice, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back once, and Clerks II four times. I seriously can't get tired of these movies. They are so god damn funny and sometimes, they're even kind of beautiful. Like at the end of Clerks II in the jail. The way Randal talks to Dante is amazing. I absolutely love it. That's something that really stands out about Kevin Smith's writing though. He is hilarious and the stuff he writes for laughs is disgusting and inappropriate (part of the reason why it's so wonderful), but then he'll throw in a really sentimental and touching moment that just fits so perfectly despite the mood of the rest of the movie. He writes great comedies with such heart, but not in a cheesy way.

God I wish I was part of the View Askewniverse! Anyways, I think that's it for today.

Today's video? The funniest scene from a wonderful movie. And if you haven't seen it yet, you need to.


NOW!